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    These 101 Tweets Have Over 200K Likes, And I Can't Stop Laughing At Them, So I Absolutely See Why

    "Reservations are so embarrassing. Like, 'Hi, I’m here for my spaghetti appointment.'"

    2022 is almost over, and it's been quite an eventful year. But in the darkest moments, Twitter was still providing us the laughs we so desperately needed. So, enjoy these super viral tweets that'll make you giggle endlessly.

    And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter timeline will be even better!

    1.

    Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

    Twitter: @CursedGloryHole

    2.

    STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day

    Twitter: @777jorgeivan

    3.

    me when i open the google doc and my editor is in there making changes

    HBO / Twitter: @hannahlchinn

    4.

    crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohhh that’s why i’m alive

    Twitter: @hydingadork

    5.

    since we’re grown now who was behind those damn clown costumes back in 2016

    Twitter: @wydccalamity

    6.

    why ppl named “deborah” always go by “deb” and never “bruh”

    Twitter: @gl1zyglad1ator

    7.

    Twitter: @Anomelodious2_0

    8.

    The student in me left March 13th,2020 I ain’t been the same since

    Twitter: @OvOBrezzzy

    9.

    in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle

    Twitter: @sweetbanisters

    10.

    got arrested at a dababy concert they searched my bag and found 13 tomatoes

    Twitter: @wydccalamity

    11.

    the word "ew" coming out of a pretty girl's mouth holds so much power... it could tear apart nations i think

    Twitter: @chismosavirus

    12.

    people will call anime weird then watch 27 year olds play highschoolers on netflix

    Twitter: @reminheaven

    13.

    Why do kids cough like that? Tongue out, mouth wide open with not a hand in sight 😭

    Twitter: @missglh_

    14.

    We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

    Twitter: @JeffMyspace

    15.

    my bank blocked my card because of a security threat. it was me, buying a mattress, at 2 am. i am my own biggest threat

    Twitter: @drivingmemadi

    16.

    if i ask you to take pics of me and you start tilting the camera just hand me my phone back

    Twitter: @shahfromthecity

    17.

    I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

    Twitter: @naledimashishi

    18.

    writers love saying things like "he had a toothy grin" what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. "he walked feetily into the kitchen" that's how you sound

    Twitter: @kloogans

    19.

    Nickelodeon / Twitter: @blairsmani

    20.

    always feel like everyone else at the grocery store is doing a better job at grocery shopping than me

    Twitter: @damienkronfeld

    21.

    Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other

    Twitter: @tildawhirl

    22.

    “euphoria day!!” there used to be a time were sundays were for GOD

    Twitter: @skyferrori

    23.

    i’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. if you can’t tell i’m a little gay then that’s on you

    Twitter: @weakasskath

    24.

    Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.

    Twitter: @1ckaay

    25.

    interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume me: yes that's when i didn't have a job

    Twitter: @Shen_the_Bird

    26.

    College was so fun because everyone was so supportive of whatever lie you were telling about yourself

    Twitter: @gabishiner

    27.

    Not having had covid yet is starting to feel like a new type of virginity

    Twitter: @devvvtheband

    28.

    Disney made turning 16 such a big deal I turned 16 and my life went to shit

    Twitter: @OvOBrezzzy

    29.

    phone so dry i be checking tomorrow’s weather

    Twitter: @ihyomeo

    30.

    I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 💀💀💀🤣🤣😂

    Twitter: @themultiplemom

    31.

    I'm not downloading no new apps, if Twitter and tik tok dies that's it I'm fucking free

    Twitter: @J6ylend

    32.

    one time in college i was so mad a guy rejected me i updated my facebook status to "who even really cares" and it wasn't until a week later i realized i posted that on the anniversary of 9/11

    Twitter: @queasy_f_bby

    33.

    therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad

    Twitter: @chismosavirus

    34.

    every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

    Twitter: @cursedkief

    35.

    if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand

    Twitter: @layumps

    36.

    (about to invent gargoyles) babe the cathedral looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak on the roof.

    Twitter: @sophiepenrose

    37.

    my mom finally figured out what the grammys are

    Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio

    38.

    I shit you not a woman is watching Shrek next me on the tube loudly from her phone and I looked over at it and she turned her phone so I could also watch Shrek

    Twitter: @mmtowns

    39.

    If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened

    Twitter: @MrSkinnyGenes

    40.

    A hot guy at my job asked me if I had any plans and I told him 15 because I thought he said plants

    Twitter: @im_all_id

    41.

    mfs in new york be like “i take the train to school” ight harry potter

    Twitter: @sadcrib

    42.

    i don’t understand why white ppl would want to use AAVE when they have terms like “watch it buster” or “oh for pete’s sake”, or my personal favorite “why i oughta”, these are so fun to hear

    Twitter: @aliabdi

    43.

    catholic school be like "no long hair for boys" meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy

    Twitter: @plantjoys

    44.

    electricity went out and i had a small meltdown at work today

    Twitter: @pragdua

    45.

    Twitter: @kellynotbrecht

    46.

    When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.

    Twitter: @dianenotdiana

    47.

    Called my landlord bc I smelled gas and he came over and turned my stovetop burner off

    Twitter: @fibulaa

    48.

    rejected my coworker and he put his two weeks in…🧍🏻‍♀️

    Twitter: @dyxnniskis

    49.

    My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

    Twitter: @CheeseCakePCK

    50.

    drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is

    Twitter: @farahmynaf

    51.

    For the first time in my nyc career, a rat tried to climb up my leg. I appreciate thoughts, prayers and privacy during this time of self evaluation and grief. Thank you.

    Twitter: @Polokenny

    52.

    I have my therapist HOOKED. Time was up and he said he really wanted to hear more 😂😭😭

    Twitter: @LukeElliottS

    53.

    Just saw someone say they got the ick from the way their bfs body flailed around when they got in a car crash

    Twitter: @beerdefeater

    54.

    Twitter: @Billaric

    55.

    My TAX RETURN so SMALL the H&R BLOCK lady just pulled the MONEY out HER PURSE☹️😩😩

    Twitter: @CoacHCouture

    56.

    Came to my parents house, seen they was cleaning the garage out, i kept driving. I aint sign up for that today lol

    Twitter: @MonteSmiff

    57.

    I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

    Twitter: @clichedout

    58.

    I’ll never forget, a week after quarantine started, I sneezed in the grocery store and a man two aisles over yelled “AW HELL NAWL”

    Twitter: @antoinae

    59.

    Just heard a woman yell “noooo my phone” from inside a porta potty. Wishing her nothing but the best.

    Twitter: @missmulrooney

    60.

    At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

    Twitter: @Margoandhow

    61.

    accidentally said “medium” at Starbucks and the barista started crying at the register because they were so understaffed

    Twitter: @natalietweeeets

    62.

    at work today i served a little girl some ice cream, and her mom says “honey, what do u say?” And she looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love u” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    Twitter: @NourAbadiii

    63.

    oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

    Twitter: @wisewordswithjp

    64.

    I think the funniest assembly I ever went to in high school was when they brought in this former crack addict to warn us about the dangers of smoking crack but it was super obvious how much he missed smoking crack

    Twitter: @OctopusCaveman

    65.

    haven’t gone back to the gym since i kept using my phone and someone asked me if it’s fingers day

    Twitter: @birkinmami

    66.

    Twitter: @yomsssssssss

    67.

    me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT

    Twitter: @MNateShyamalan

    68.

    *changing sex positions* now let’s do a silly one

    Twitter: @oattmilkwhor3

    69.

    That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT

    Hanna-Barbera   / Twitter: @goodeintentions

    70.

    you think Sigmund Freud’s friends were ever like “hey man shut the fuck up”

    Twitter: @skatie420

    71.

    My manager sharing her screen and she’s looking for jobs 💀

    Twitter: @_layaah

    72.

    i love seeing goths in normal situations like wyd at the dentist girl!

    Twitter: @atlanticans

    73.

    Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.

    Twitter: @ConnorColson

    74.

    i let the hibachi chef squirt sake in my mouth and my boyfriend told me find my own ride home???????

    Twitter: @MANlTHEDON

    75.

    when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution

    Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer /  Twitter: @97Vercetti

    76.

    I called my job from jail to tell them why i couldn’t make it. They freaking bailed me out and made me come to work!😭

    Twitter: @espitia713

    77.

    “I thrifted it” girl please tell me wtf the tag says

    Twitter: @xamdl4

    78.

    Me staring at my man when he asks me what I wanna eat

    Twitter: @vanesaac15

    79.

    one cool thing about dating men in your twenties is that you get to experience motherhood

    Twitter: @talliesinyoung

    80.

    scrambled eggs for breakfast 😋

    Twitter: @yaitskayy

    81.

    Disney / Twitter: @dirtyydian

    82.

    moments where the actor wasn’t acting

    Fox / Twitter: @motivatefenty

    83.

    Cartoon Network / Twitter: @23luvr

    84.

    Why are Plan B pills so hard to open? The clock is ticking, I don’t have time to waste dilly dallying with the package!

    Twitter: @alxxsandia99

    85.

    Warner Bros. Pictures / Twitter: @noctblues

    86.

    reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

    Twitter: @PleaseBeGneiss

    87.

    omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

    Twitter: @sablaah

    88.

    how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

    Twitter: @sessh0m0ru

    89.

    Twitter: @Bologna_Salad

    90.

    I tried to run away with her vape…

    Twitter: @Easyissac2

    91.

    My coworker started crying because her boyfriend broke up with her through a text and my manager said “that’s why we stay off our phones at work” 😂

    Twitter: @Sealveeyah2

    92.

    thinking about when i worked in topshop fitting rooms, and i was SO bored on a dead morning that i got down on floor and pretended i’d fainted so i could get sent home, but nobody came so i had to stand back up and finish my shift

    Twitter: @ste6_6_6

    93.

    “i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” y’all not real haters fr

    Twitter: @damitasmickytat

    94.

    me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”

    E!  /  Twitter: @madasyyyy

    95.

    when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”

    Netflix / Twitter: @NoCloutBen

    96.

    You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast

    Twitter: @Jest_Iris

    97.

    Twitter: @dumbricardo

    98.

    Breaking up after 9 years? I will see you tomorrow

    Twitter: @6BONNY

    99.

    burning sage & my mama talm bout, "I can’t breathe😭". I bet you can’t demon

    Twitter: @realmainfeeling

    100.

    My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.

    20th  Century  Fox / Twitter: @Maxthepapi

    101.

    Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

    Twitter: @cyndollx