Skip To Content

    These 24 Hysterical Tweets By Women Will Brighten Your Entire Week (And Help Pass The Time If You're Still In Ticketmaster's Queue For The "Eras" Tour)

    "Well, I think we can all agree we had a nice long break between election cycles." —@ginnyhogan_

    We did it, folks! We made Elon Musk's job as Twitter CEO so inhospitable that he's already planning on finding a replacement (that is, if Twitter is even around long enough to replace him). Bullying works!!!!! As a reward, please enjoy these 24 funny tweets by women, hand-selected by BuzzFeed's resident Elon-hater*.

    Twitter: @elonmusk

    *It's me. Hi, I'm the problem. It's me.

    Make sure you follow these funny ladies on Twitter!


    Everyone keeps saying goodbye on Twitter but so far, we are all still here. I feel like I'm at a dinner party in the Midwest.

    Twitter: @clhubes


    Me as a therapist: woah trauma dumping! Not cool

    Twitter: @carobunga


    Twitter: @yaitskayy


    autocorrect really licking my ass today

    Twitter: @BilIyIdol


    [sexting] oh you are just simply an incorrigible little trollop aren’t you!!

    Twitter: @Ewelannawhite


    Twitter: @_chase_____


    Twitter: @dionnewarwick


    im really tired rn so i don’t have any good ideas but let me chug a coffee and then ill have a million bad ones

    Twitter: @baddanadanabad


    Finally a sign to hang over my pussy

    Twitter: @ginnyhogan_


    having one of those days where i wake up……. it’s horrible and insane but i’m gonna go with it

    Twitter: @aallleeexxxxxx1


    Did somebody give Elon Musk control of the Taylor Swift presale line?

    Twitter: @hellotorifletch


    Moms will go from “I’m doing well” to “I had life-saving surgery last week” within one phone call.

    Twitter: @mommajessiec


    good work team we broke him in less than one Truss

    Twitter: @oldenoughtosay


    me after 2 hits of a low thc joint, post-panic attack but pre-existential dread

    Twitter: @taylorgarron


    Well, I think we can all agree we had a nice long break between election cycles

    Twitter: @ginnyhogan_


    Looking alive, sir!

    Twitter: @BrotiGupta


    when people say their favorite holiday is thanksgiving what the hell is going on there

    Twitter: @ymmayer


    reddit is a cool website because it simultaneously is one of the worst places on the entire internet AND the only place you can get a straight answer about almost anything

    Twitter: @holy_schnitt


    Twitter: @yayalexisgay


    leaving Twitter because all the good people have left this place for better places? babe, I'm an Iowan

    Twitter: @lyzl


    i say "fuck school" then finish my assignments because i'm afraid of failure

    Twitter: @Noorthevirgo


    I’ll be like “yeah this is my emotional support animal” and it’s just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult

    Twitter: @trash_snapp


    my moral compass leaving my body when a villain is sexy

    Science Photo Library / Alamy / Via Twitter: @yaitskayy


    Principal: Your child was bitten on the neck today and we aren’t sure by who Me: *adds garlic to shopping list

    Twitter: @kidversations_

    Don't miss last week's funniest tweets by women!

    19 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Will Make You Laugh Like A Braying Donkey