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We did it, folks! We made Elon Musk's job as Twitter CEO so inhospitable that he's already planning on finding a replacement (that is, if Twitter is even around long enough to replace him). Bullying works!!!!! As a reward, please enjoy these 24 funny tweets by women, hand-selected by BuzzFeed's resident Elon-hater*.
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*It's me. Hi, I'm the problem. It's me.
Make sure you follow these funny ladies on Twitter!
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Everyone keeps saying goodbye on Twitter but so far, we are all still here. I feel like I'm at a dinner party in the Midwest.
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Me as a therapist: woah trauma dumping! Not cool
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unserious 😭
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autocorrect really licking my ass today
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[sexting] oh you are just simply an incorrigible little trollop aren’t you!!
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ok woah
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I will be dating Pete Davidson next.
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im really tired rn so i don’t have any good ideas but let me chug a coffee and then ill have a million bad ones
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Finally a sign to hang over my pussy
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having one of those days where i wake up……. it’s horrible and insane but i’m gonna go with it
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Did somebody give Elon Musk control of the Taylor Swift presale line?
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Moms will go from “I’m doing well” to “I had life-saving surgery last week” within one phone call.
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good work team we broke him in less than one Truss https://t.co/QzKOn97FQa
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me after 2 hits of a low thc joint, post-panic attack but pre-existential dread
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Well, I think we can all agree we had a nice long break between election cycles
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Looking alive, sir! https://t.co/x1ieu5Erzr
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when people say their favorite holiday is thanksgiving what the hell is going on there
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reddit is a cool website because it simultaneously is one of the worst places on the entire internet AND the only place you can get a straight answer about almost anything
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🙏🏻
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leaving Twitter because all the good people have left this place for better places? babe, I'm an Iowan
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i say "fuck school" then finish my assignments because i'm afraid of failure
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I’ll be like “yeah this is my emotional support animal” and it’s just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult
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my moral compass leaving my body when a villain is sexy
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Principal: Your child was bitten on the neck today and we aren’t sure by who Me: *adds garlic to shopping list
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