Senior Editor. Final Girl. she/her.
"If people thought it was odd how long it took Leonardo DiCaprio to win an Oscar, it was nothing compared to them."
"The way Bella keeps shaking the ketchup bottle at her plate, yet theres no ketchup coming out—but she has ketchup. Anytime I feel sad, I remember this and laugh."
The new season of You is here...just in time for Valentine's Day.
Everything (the Best Picture nominees) Everywhere (in this post) All at Once (when you click on this post and read it).
"I'm not like a regular Ghostface. I'm a cool Ghostface." —This Ghostface, probably
The men really said, "See? Neutrals aren't boring (and, also, VELVET)."
It's award season, whether you remember it is or not!
Winter: the cross section of Oscar contenders and the weirdest horror movies possible.
Las ponemos cuando llega la hora 'sad'
"Every time someone says, 'Dammit,' another person has to add 'Janet' at the end."
"I couldn’t waste another moment of my life on it."
It's a big night for pop culture (and, also, jewel tones)!
"I saw it during its original theatrical run knowing no spoilers or anything going in. The audience was just stunned and silent. I don't think anyone spoke while walking out."
"My whole family can’t say 'I don’t know' about something without at least one person tacking on a 'Margo!' at the end."
Yes, hello, excuse me. I'd like to delete this memory from my brain, thank you.
There are some controversial picks in here, y'all!
The men really said, "See? Neutrals aren't boring (and, also, VELVET)."
And the Oscar for "Making me believe in love again" goes to...