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This Man Left A Restaurant Without Paying After Waiting An Hour For His Food, And Now I'm Curious About What You Would Have Done In His Situation
"I saw people that were seated after us get their meals."
The Internet Is Divided On If It's Okay To Have A Family "Popcorn Vomit Bowl," And I Need To Know Where You Stand
Some things are better left in the drafts...
The pepperoni center?????
Now, that ain't good at all.
People Are Sharing The Satisfying, Petty Revenge They Took On Their Exes, And I'm Popping My Popcorn
Don't get mad, get petty.
The Cardi B meme...LMAO.
"I was drunk when I messaged you. I'm a big fan of your beans tho."
"If you need to warm up cold butter in a hurry, simply heat a dish big enough to cover the amount of butter needed. I usually microwave the dish with a bit of water in it to help heat it up. Then, dry the dish and place it over the cold butter. Within five to seven minutes, the butter will be softened. It's way better than microwaving it. It's a quick simple hack that actually works!"
Keep these people far away from me, please. I do not have the emotional bandwidth to deal with them.
"We Quickly Packed Up Our Stuff": People Are Revealing The Strangest Things They've Seen Out In Nature, And Maybe The Metaverse Isn't So Bad After All
"I figured there was only one thing I could do in a situation like that: I gave them a big smile and a friendly wave."
Younger Generations Are Calling Out The Most "Toxic" Things Older Generations Do, And It's Absolutely Brutal
Baby boomers and Gen X'ers: "No one wants to work anymore."
If Twitter lives to see Christmas 2022, I'm sure it's gonna be wild.
People Are Sharing Their Own Toxic Traits That They're Actually Proud Of, And I've Never Thought Of It This Way
"I wouldn’t say it’s toxic, but it’s scary how much I can love someone and never speak to them again."
People Are Sharing Subtle Signs That Someone Is Very Intelligent, And BRB As I Take Some Notes On These
"When you see it, it's very impressive."
From the mountain of dishes to the passive aggressive note, you couldn't pay me to live with these people.
These people are a danger to society, in more ways than one.
They have no business making the workplace this funny.
People Who've Been Put Under Anesthesia Are Sharing Their Wildest Stories And I'm Embarrassed On Their Behalf
"My sister had to have surgery to remove a benign cyst and my parents and I went with her. The anesthesia must’ve kicked in real good because she kept ripping massive farts and laughing hysterically. Then she grabbed her boobs and yelled 'Fruit Loops, Fruit Loops!' and then passed out cold."
Dumpster Divers Are Sharing The Most Shocking And Expensive Things They've Found, And It Truly Amazes Me What People Will Throw Away
"$700 worth of free wine. I asked the dumpster gods if I should quit drinking. This was their answer."
If there's one thing grandpa's gonna do, it's speak his mind on Facebook.
"Waitress said ‘wow’ after I ordered.”
I want to have a word with the builders and contractors who approved of these designs.
Can't say why these moments are hot... They just are.
17 Facebook Posts By People With Extreme "Entitled Boomer" Energy Who Clearly Have Waaay Too Much Time On Their Hands.
These people need their computer privileges revoked ASAP.
"A woman's vagina is molded to the man to whom she married."
"Until you have a dog, you have no idea what could be eaten."
*books a vacation and stays in hotel room the whole time*
Dog owners: "Their name is Buddy." Cat Owners: "Their name is Cool Ranch Dorito."
Try not to think about these photos when you close your eyes tonight,
33 Seriously Funny Married People Who Are So Brutally Hysterical On Twitter Someone Needs To Stop Them
"I love when my husband says, 'Correct me if I'm wrong,' like I would ever pass up that opportunity."
A failtastic week.
Okay, My Dumb Little Brain Is Totally Blown After Seeing These 23 Absolutely Incredible Pictures For The First Time Last Week
Wow, every single one of these is truly amazing.
WARNING: This post may contain Clip Art.
It's not that hard to take out the trash.
People Are Recalling The Absolute Worst (And Best) Things Someone Has Ever Said To Them, And My Jaw Is On The Floor
"Hearing that from her before she died... I can't ever let myself forget that."
17 People Who Had The Audacity To Make Something That Had Nothing To Do With Them, Alllll About Them
"Been hearing fire trucks drive down the street all day with their sirens on. I swear my cable internet lags every time, and I can't stand it. I am trying to watch the US Open."
Let's talk about pineapples...
Women Are Sharing The Scariest Reactions Men Had After They Rejected Them, And It's Not OK That There Are Even This Many Stories
"A guy told me he wished someone would 'cut me up and put me in a dumpster.'"
"Storming Out Of Church Because Someone Was Sitting In Her Spot": People Are Sharing The Worst "Adult Tantrums" They've Witnessed First Hand
"He yanks open the cool case and starts throwing ALL the salads at us. My colleague got a face full of coleslaw and I ended up with a foot covered in seafood salad."
"Asking if keysmashes are a thing on tumblr is like walking into ancient Greece and asking if they know what tragedies are." —ashelyskies
"I need 1,000 people on Facebook to donate $20 each so I can make a downpayment on a house."
These 24 Hysterical Tweets By Women Will Brighten Your Entire Week (And Help Pass The Time If You're Still In Ticketmaster's Queue For The "Eras" Tour)
"Well, I think we can all agree we had a nice long break between election cycles." —@ginnyhogan_
If their spouses knew how good they were at trolling, they might have said, 'I don't.'"
I'm Practically A Doctor Now After Seeing These 21 Impossibly Interesting Charts About The Human Body
This post could save your life one day...or at least entertain you right now.
Morticians, ER Nurses, And Other People Who Work With The Dead Are Sharing Their Wildest, Creepiest Experiences On The Job
"It literally made me pee a little in fright."
We're talking over six feet of snow. I didn't even know that was possible.
32 Ruthlessly Funny Parents Who Aren't Afraid To Put Their Kids On Blast For The Whole Damn Internet
"Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near."
"When I passed the stairs, I saw this tall green silhouette standing next to the fridge with the door open. It turned around and looked at me and came bolting up the stairs."
"I Thank Her All The Time For Saving My Life": People Are Revealing How Listening To Their Gut Feeling Of Intuition Spared Them From Dangerous Situations
"She could have died if I hadn’t convinced her to leave work."
Something wicked this way comes. Stay back! Back, I say!
If you're going to correct someone on the internet, you'd better make VERY sure you're not wrong first.
Nothing more romantic than leaving behind a mountain of trash or nearly burning the house down. 😍
You gotta feel for these folks. You really do.
"Gen Z learned the word 'toxic' and hasn't stopped since then."
These 101 Hilarious Tweets By Women Brought The World So Much Joy Over The Past 15 Years, And Elon Can Never Take That Away From Us
"Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked" —@katie_phenix
Aunt Announced She Got Chlamydia, Dad Threw Dog Poo In Nephew's Face, And 23 More Trashy Things That Happened At Family Thanksgivings
"She was responsible for bringing the dessert. She showed up three hours late, and instead of bringing dessert, she brought an open bag of frozen pierogis. It was a real downer."
New fear unlocked: the gas pedal snapping off while I'm driving.
Sorry, But It's Actually Physically, Mentally, And Emotionally Impossible Not To Laugh At Any Of These Pictures
I have no idea why these are so funny, but they just are.
"Don’t expect a 'bless you' after the third sneeze. Let's get it together."
"There are corpses on Mt. Everest that are now used as waypoints."
"Not Wearing A Bra Unless I Absolutely Have To": 27 Permanent Changes That People Made To Their Lives Once The Pandemic Hit
"I haven't shaken a hand in years."
28 Unforgivable Things Starbucks Baristas Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 7 Things They Absolutely Love
Next time you're getting a coffee, remember these.
"Reservations are so embarrassing. Like, 'Hi, I’m here for my spaghetti appointment.'"
People Are Sharing The Wildest, Coolest, And Weirdest Things They’ve Found In School Yearbooks, And Wow, Wow, WOW
*cue "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by Green Day*
Former Classmates Are Sharing What Happened To Their School's "Smart Kid," And The Valedictorian-To-Prison Pipeline Is Kind Of Concerning
"I saw our valedictorian at our high school reunion last year. He drove his Tesla back to our small ass town, and he looked like a fish out of water. It was hilarious."
19 People Shared Their Theories On Why Adults Have Less Fun With Age, And It Really Says A Lot About Society™️
"Growing up isn't the problem, forgetting is." — The Little Prince
32 Painfully Awkward Wrong Number Texts That Started Innocent And Spiraled Way, Wayyyyyy Out Of Control
Now, this is how you respond to a wrong number.
Calling people out for making stupid mistakes is my lifeline.
Tumblr Users Are Being As Cringe As Possible To Keep Out Twitter Trolls, And I Can't Believe It's Actually Working
I swear to GOD, if Twitter users ruin Tumblr, too...
It takes a lot of patience to date these guys.
Satisfied Adults Are Sharing What They Surprisingly Started Enjoying As They Get Older, And My Millennial Ass Is On Board With Way Too Many Of These
"As a kid, I always wondered why adults would do that. I get it now."
My Dumb Little Brain Is Totally Blown After Seeing These 22 Absolutely Fascinating Pictures For The First Time Last Week
I honestly had no clue about any of these.
There are just some things in life that are worth every penny.
The Tyra moment...
The TOILET TWEET...
"If you ever lose small jewelry or really any small items, this is how to find it. Put a stocking, pantyhose, or sock over the nozzle of a vacuum and swipe it under furniture. It'll stick to the material without getting sucked into the vacuum."
Yeah, I'm gonna be thinking about some of these for a whiiiiiile. 👀
"I Find It Incredibly Irritating": Millennials And Gen Z'ers Are Revealing Their Most "I'm With The Boomers On This" Opinions
"Maybe it's because I grew up with that rule, but I know when I'm getting lunch with a friend or something, I just find it incredibly irritating when they're on their phone."
"Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6 p.m."
"Dems just won the senate in the middle of Tiffany Trump’s wedding; it literally could not have gone better than this."
"It's cool, though. I won't expose your artwork to a few hundred more people, lol."
Twitter has become an absolute dumpster fire — but at least we have these tweets.
"Whenever you see pics of adorable babies with 'I voted' today stickers, remember: That's voter fraud." —@juliareinstein
Women Are Revealing A Time A Man Thought They Were "Just Being Nice" Even After They Said They Weren't Interested, And Wow, This Is Infuriating
"I got cornered by him at a party and he started to recite sonnets to me. And as I was trying to figure out how to extricate myself from his body blockage, he took my hand and started sucking on my index finger."
I genuinely cannot imagine unironically sending someone a letter that starts with, "CONGRATULATIONS! You mowed."
14 Women Revealed The Wildest And Most Baffling Reactions They Experienced After Rejecting Someone, And People STILL Don't Understand The Concept Of "No Means No"
"He threatened to tell the principal of the school — like I’m gonna get expelled for not wanting to have sex with him."
The human body is a truly wild thing.
People Are Sharing The Wildest Behavior They've Seen From People In MLMs, And I'm Sorry, But No Amount Of Free Leggings Is Worth This Kind Of Embarrassment
Please don't use the death of a friend as an opportunity to post about a "giveaway."
"Oh, they knew..." —All of us.
Folks, it's not what you want. Not what you want at all.
People Are Sharing Advice They Were Given Two Decades Ago That No Longer Checks Out Today, And I Bet Gen Z'ers Won't Get Half Of These
"You know, you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket..."
25 Unforgivable Things Trader Joe's Employees Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 4 Things They Absolutely Love
You gotta remember all these the next time you go shopping.
People Are Sharing What They Think Is A Complete Waste Of Money, And I Definitely Agree With Some Of These
"Food delivery through apps. Inflated menu prices to cover the cost of the platform cut and then the platform's service fees? Nah. I'm good."
QUICK! Come Laugh At The 50 Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time Before Twitter Becomes A Barren Wasteland
"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog 'NO!' and then more quietly, 'We talked about this!'" —@NicCageMatch
Ouch, I Feel Absolutely Awful For These People Who Paid An Absolute Fortune For Something And Got Ripped Off
This pained me and my wallet deeply.
This Engineer Is Going Viral After Sharing Her Family's Reaction After Hearing That She's Going To Space, And I'm Not Crying — You Are
"The most beautiful thing was seeing their surprise at the news, but seeing that it wasn't coupled with shock because it truly was something seen as believable."
23 Chefs Got Real About The "Cooking Hacks" They Hate, And It'll Make You Rethink Your Kitchen Strategies
"Using a plastic water bottle to separate egg yolks. And by extension, using any tool to separate yolks. Just use your hands."