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    Ouch, I Feel Absolutely Awful For These People Who Paid An Absolute Fortune For Something And Got Ripped Off

    This pained me and my wallet deeply.

    1. The person who spent a ton of money on this... uhhh... terrifying mask:

    "this Michael Myers mask was $76"

    2. The person whose concert tickets are basically in another state:

    seats far from a stage

    3. The person who bought a $120 iPhone and got...this:

    broken phone

    4. The person who unfortunately will NOT be turning up tonight:

    small drink

    5. The person who paid handsomely for the world's tiniest burrito:

    tiny burrito

    6. The person who ain't flyin' anywhere with these miniature wings:

    tiny wing

    7. The person who paid, according to my calculations, about 40 cents a chip:

    5 chips

    8. The person who went to the world's scariest haunted house:

    an empty room with a cornhole board

    9. The person who goes to the University of Awful Burgers:

    bad looking burger

    10. The person who got the best seat in the house for their flight:

    seat without a window

    11. The person who got approximately one centimeter of food:

    small amount of food in a bowl

    12. The person who paid a premium for probably the most authentic Italian pizza around:

    tiny pizza

    13. The person who got metaphorically slapped in the face by the Rice Krispie treat they paid extra for:

    A Rice Krispie with one single M&M on it

    14. The person who is really, really gonna enjoy that one corner of their blueberry (singular) muffin:

    one blueberry on a muffin

    15. The person who must have accidentally ordered from the horse menu:

    salad that is just iceberg lettuce

    16. The person whose dollar to tender ratio is ALL WRONG:

    Small chicken tenders

    17. The person who just received the world's worst fruit cup:

    a tiny jar of fruit

    18. The person who paid extra for approximately 14 pieces of cheese:

    "This cheese was EXTRA"

    19. The person whose pizza was cut at approximately a 22-degree angle:

    small slice of pizza

    20. The person who paid a bunch for a big wet mess:

    bad looking poke bowl

    21. The person who ordered a Caesar salad and got a bountiful harvest for their rabbit:

    A salad consisting of whole romaine leaves and a tub of dressing

    22. The person whose pasta salad consists of approximately 14 pieces of pasta:

    a small bowl of bad looking pasta

    23. The person who paid $15 for what I will affectionately call the "Diarrhea Special":

    A plate with Doritos, apple sauce, and a Hot Pocket

    24. The person who got a nice tray of whatever fell underneath the grill:

    fries and cooked sausage

    25. The person who, despite their questionable taste, got the bare minimum in pineapple:

    one slice of pineapple per pizza slice

    26. The person who must have angered the avocado gods:

    an avocado with a giant pit

    27. The person who paid half their rent for a big salty potato:

    just a big potato

    28. The person who, lord almighty maker of heaven and Earth of all that is seen and unseen, got these f'd up lookin' nachos:

    nachos with kraft cheese on them

    29. The person who got their hockey puck cooked juuuust right:

    bad looking burger

    30. The person whose blueberries they paid extra for are practically screaming for help:

    pancakes without blueberries

    31. The person who was betrayed by the mozzarella sticks they loved the most:

    3 mozz sticks

    32. The person who coulda just stayed home and had this meal:

    kraft mac and cheese and a steak

    33. And the person who's straight up wipin' with toilet paper for ghosts. For ghosts, folks! SERIOUSLY!

    See-through toilet paper