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    28 Unforgivable Things Starbucks Baristas Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 7 Things They Absolutely Love

    Next time you're getting a coffee, remember these.

    1. Starbucks employees hate when you think every single drink is for you:

    meme saying the same thing as the headline

    2. Starbucks employees hate when you make them ask this question over and over:

    the question is hot or iced

    3. And then act like it's their fault when you couldn't decide what you wanted:

    meme about getting sad when someone yells at you that they ordered it iced

    4. Starbucks employees hate when you don't step up right away:

    meme of a seagull yelling who is up next

    5. Starbucks employees hate when you order a TON of food items at once and expect things to go smoothly:

    large order

    6. Starbucks employees hate when you wait in a drive-thru line like this while the parking lot is empty and STILL complain about how long it took:

    long line of cars

    7. Starbucks employees hate when you act like you're the only black coffee drinker left in the world:

    tweet about a pretentious man who drinks only black coffee

    8. Starbucks employees hate when you ask this exact question:

    the question is is my drink annoying to make

    9. Starbucks employees hate when you get a super-annoying-to-make TikTok drink:

    meme of spiderman with a clown detector that says people who ask for a doppio to be filled with milk

    10. Starbucks employees hate when you think store hours don't apply to you:

    google review of someone mad starbucks was closed at 8

    11. Starbucks employees hate when your order literally does not make any sense:

    scone order that says both warmed and not warmed

    12. Starbucks employees hate when you stare at them like a coffee-making zoo animal:

    meme of a customer staring at a barista while making a drink

    13. Starbucks hate when you order a monstrosity like this:

    drink with 40 pumps of syrup

    14. Starbucks employees especially hate when you pour your coffee into the trash can after not asking for room:

    meme about someone pouring their coffee into the trash

    15. Starbucks employees hate when you act like one store fits all:

    meme about someone saying the other store did it for me

    16. Starbucks employees hate when you scream your order at them:

    tweet of a barista being cut off immediately after saying hi

    17. Starbucks employees hate when you don't realize that two different items can take different amounts of time:

    "I literally just handed you your coffee. Does it look like I have any fucking clue when your food is coming out?"

    18. Starbucks employees hate when you take the wrong drink:

    meme of someone who ordered a hot drink holding a cold one and wondering if it is for them

    19. Starbucks employees absolutely hate it when literally anyone orders a frappe:

    tweet reading if you come to starbucks and don't order a frappe you're my favorite type of customer

    20. Starbucks employees hate when you just add cold foam to everything:

    meme of a customer adding cold foam to everything

    21. Starbucks employees hate when you have no idea how the drink you ordered is meant to be prepared:

    google review where the person does not know what a cappaccino is

    22. Or, have no idea what you're ordering:

    story of a woman who ordered cold brew and was mad it was cold

    23. Starbucks employees hate when you linger outside before opening:

    meme of a person showing up too early to starbucks

    24. Starbucks employees hate when you order extremely complicated drinks first thing in the morning:

    tired marge simpson making a frappe at 530 am

    25. Starbucks employees hate when you launch into a completely one-sided order:

    meme of a customer ignoring a barista again

    26. Starbucks employees hate when you act like your drink is the most important drink in the world:

    meme of a barista getting mad that a customer things their water is more important than all the other drinks

    27. Starbucks employees hate when you're running late and act like it's their fault:

    meme about customers getting mad at starbucks making them late when it is their own fault

    28. Starbucks employees hate when you insist on a pour over coffee:

    meme about how annoying pour over coffee is

    ON THE OTHER HAND...

    29. Starbucks employees love love LOVE when you order the very easy to make iced chai:

    meme about loving making iced chais

    30. Starbucks employees love when you add a little humor to their day:

    tweet about a woman who doesn't say iced but says on the rocks

    31. Starbucks employees love when you give them a nice little note:

    nice note from a child reading i don't like the drink you made i love it

    32. Starbucks employees love when you actually HAND them your money or card:

    meme about placing change in a hand

    33. Starbucks employees love when you realize how annoying big orders can be:

    meme about saying sorry i have a big order but only ordering 3 things

    34. Starbucks employees love when you don't ask for something to be warmed during a really busy time:

    meme about loving a customer who doesn't order something warmed

    35. And, finally, Starbucks employees LOVE to see your dog:

    meme about loving to see dogs