Situationally funny.
"People who've met them can't stop gushing over how lovely they are, and I genuinely believe that."
Let's do a little DM dissection.
雑にも程があるだろー！
彼氏が、バナナを半分に切ってくれたんだけどさ。
Some celebrities are worth every bit of praise (and then some).
In the words of Salt-N-Pepa: "Let's talk about sex, baby."
夫婦生活って、日々の積み重ねだと思うんです。
Dating is exhausting. There, I said it.
"It turned into a hot pile of garbage."
I'm really curious which celebs will join next.
"One day, you’ll be able to afford a nice luxury car like me!"
レプリカのサルとはいえ、びっくりするわ！
Some of these husbands need to be babysat.
I hope you're taking notes.
"I think that dating losers is actually a prerequisite for female greatness."
BLESS the people who had the patience to deal with these parents. Couldn't be me!
"Tourists have zero respect for people who call these places home."