We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time — we got you! Here are the best tweets of the week:
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ME ON A DATE: hello. I sleep 12 hours a day and need 2 coffees and a zoloft in order to buy toilet paper. Do you want to hang out for the next 50 years
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lmao
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Forgot to ask for oat milk in my coffee
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On a mission to drive my hinge matches right down to zero
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I’m two weeks older than my boyfriend so my favorite thing to do is say “when I was your age…” and then just describe whatever I was doing two weeks ago
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me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell
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New… mind you she’s been in the industry for almost a decade now https://t.co/rMelxDc33R
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Moving not for me, everything going in the trash even the dishes. I’ll start over
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This isn’t a house, this is a home
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british people when someone mentions biscoff cookies
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Ms. Frizzle when a concerned parent asks how their child ended up in someone’s colon
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I hate the BBQ stage of periods. I’m ready to rumble NOW.
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Lmao seeing someone’s “typing” and sending “shhhhh” .
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Pretending I don’t care about the eras tour presale code so it shows up in my email faster
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the white lotus season 2 episode 3
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If you bought a checkmark, just remember
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shout out to my sis - she did everything wrong and still made it through