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    These Tweets Went Viral This Week, And They're Hilarious

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    We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time — we got you! Here are the best tweets of the week:

    And if you love what you read, be sure to like and follow these Twitter users for an A+ timeline.

    1.

    ME ON A DATE: hello. I sleep 12 hours a day and need 2 coffees and a zoloft in order to buy toilet paper. Do you want to hang out for the next 50 years

    Twitter: @eliyudin

    2.

    ESPN / Twitter: @T8GR8

    3.

    Forgot to ask for oat milk in my coffee

    Twitter: @yugihole

    4.

    On a mission to drive my hinge matches right down to zero

    Twitter: @theeyecollector

    5.

    I’m two weeks older than my boyfriend so my favorite thing to do is say “when I was your age…” and then just describe whatever I was doing two weeks ago

    Twitter: @Coll3enG

    6.

    me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell

    Nickelodeon / Twitter: @ivyluvx

    7.

    New… mind you she’s been in the industry for almost a decade now https://t.co/rMelxDc33R

    MTV / Universal / Via Twitter: @notrubencito

    8.

    Moving not for me, everything going in the trash even the dishes. I’ll start over

    Twitter: @__kdash_

    9.

    This isn’t a house, this is a home

    Twitter: @habibeatz

    10.

    Twitter: @mahoumoreno

    11.

    british people when someone mentions biscoff cookies

    Working Title Films / Twitter: @evadentz

    12.

    Ms. Frizzle when a concerned parent asks how their child ended up in someone’s colon

    CSPAN / Twitter: @itschergurl

    13.

    I hate the BBQ stage of periods. I’m ready to rumble NOW.

    Twitter: @childishdyll

    14.

    Lmao seeing someone’s “typing” and sending “shhhhh” .

    Twitter: @sza

    15.

    Pretending I don’t care about the eras tour presale code so it shows up in my email faster

    ESPN / Twitter: @kenziecoffman

    16.

    NBC / Twitter: @tevofragallo

    17.

    If you bought a checkmark, just remember

    TLC / Twitter: @slightwright

    18.

    shout out to my sis - she did everything wrong and still made it through

    HBO Max / Twitter: @lucilleballer

    That's all, folks! And to read more tweets of the week, click here.