
We Wanna Hear Your Absolutely Messiest Bridesmaid Horror Stories
We want the drama. ALL of it.
Brooklyn-based Pug MILFâ„¢. Author of "Who Do the Stars Say You Are?"
We want the drama. ALL of it.
"A defendant in the courtroom I've seen had 'Homicide' tattooed on his face, over his eyebrow. Not a great look."
"My principal got fired for hypnotizing the school's football team before games so they'd play better."
"Ghost restaurant" and "tip baiting" are new terms to me.
Here are all of my favorites, as someone who doesn’t drink.
We've heard y'all have gossip.
"I was a 40-year-old, married, successful pharma rep when I started my OnlyFans. I made about an extra $25–30K a year on the platform."
"My brother-in-law was approached to be on The Bachelorette. When he told them he was already married, they said it didn’t matter — he wouldn’t be picked, they just needed people to fill out the cast."
The good people of the internet need to know.
"I was a 40-year-old, married, successful pharma rep when I started my OnlyFans. I made about an extra $25–30K a year on the platform."
"My brother-in-law was approached to be on The Bachelorette. When he told them he was already married, they said it didn’t matter — he wouldn’t be picked, they just needed people to fill out the cast."
"My friend got so tired of doing barcodes on people's necks, he made a game out of using the silliest products as references."
"You can drink a beer anywhere, anytime. I woke up in Berlin and bought a bottle of beer at a small breakfast stand in a park. It was like 6 a.m."
"My principal got fired for hypnotizing the school's football team before games so they'd play better."
"Ghost restaurant" and "tip baiting" are new terms to me.
"We had to stand up with legs spread and arms straight out so our managers could inspect every detail of us."
"So many friends kept telling us they wish they had moved when they had the chance, and I'm so glad we did."
Here are all of my favorites, as someone who doesn’t drink.